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PostSubject: joke of d day...   Thu Jan 25 2007, 14:46

hmm..best jowk wins ava..ehehe..balit post la kamu iyo mga joke..
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Thu Jan 25 2007, 22:53

JOKE

umuwi ng madaling araw ang mister na ngongo at tinakpan ang mata ng kamay ang nakatalikod na asawa

mister: nges hu?.... Razz

misis: funietah ka nges hu nges hu ng nges hu ka pa jan e ikaw lng naman ang ngongo dito sa bahay!!! confused

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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Fri Jan 26 2007, 21:10

JOKE


maria:tatay mag asawa nga ni ako pepele-un ko hi juan kay gwapo

tatay:maria mag asawa ka ngani it pili-a hi pedro kay halu-ag it kay halu-ag luagan it ira katuna-an!

maria:keanu tatay anu tim huna ha ak kaguran!!!! Evil or Very Mad


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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Jan 29 2007, 08:34

hehehhee Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Jan 29 2007, 16:37

GirL txted her bf.....

girl: i liked d way u kissed me last nyt..especially wen uv passed the chewing 2 my mouth..
bf: WAt gum? i had cough its phlegm!

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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Jan 29 2007, 21:44

linkin_smyle wrote:
GirL txted her bf.....

girl: i liked d way u kissed me last nyt..especially wen uv passed the chewing 2 my mouth..
bf: WAt gum? i had cough its phlegm!


waaaaaaaaaaaaa bwahaha bwahaha bwahaha
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Tue Jan 30 2007, 10:55

Eyeball Textmates

Guy: Mag-green t-shirt ako..
Girl: Ako red...

Meeting Place...dumating ang pangit na girl...nilapitan niya ang nag-iisang guy na naka-white...

Girl: Ikaw ba ang textmate ko?
Guy:
Haller!!! Naka-Green ba ako?
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Wed Jan 31 2007, 12:09

MAGKUMPARE NGUSAP

PARE #1: blta ko nkpgbreak k sa gf mng teacher!
PARE #2: 0o! confused
PARE #1: Bakit pare?
PARE #2: e pano pare, dko lng ndalaw ng isang araw,
hiningan nko ng excuse letter, pirma pa daw
ng nanay ko!
Crying or Very sad cry
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Wed Jan 31 2007, 21:35

liverBlow wrote:
MAGKUMPARE NGUSAP

PARE #1: blta ko nkpgbreak k sa gf mng teacher!
PARE #2: 0o! confused
PARE #1: Bakit pare?
PARE #2: e pano pare, dko lng ndalaw ng isang araw,
hiningan nko ng excuse letter, pirma pa daw
ng nanay ko!
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Sat Feb 03 2007, 23:10

ay..!!!! tanga
guro:
pedro....saan makikta ang MAYON VOLCANO?

pedro: aba..!!!!! ewan ko...malay ko sa iyo sir...
kayo tong burara..kung saan2x nyo nilalagay tapos pag d nyo makita sa akin nyo hinahanap.....
umayos ka nga sir...!!!!!!!


nnnnggggeeeehhhhhhh....!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Sun Feb 04 2007, 12:53

BugSICK wrote:
ay..!!!! tanga
guro:
pedro....saan makikta ang MAYON VOLCANO?

pedro: aba..!!!!! ewan ko...malay ko sa iyo sir...
kayo tong burara..kung saan2x nyo nilalagay tapos pag d nyo makita sa akin nyo hinahanap.....
umayos ka nga sir...!!!!!!!


nnnnggggeeeehhhhhhh....!!!!!!
Mad Mad

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad lolx
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Feb 05 2007, 15:38

BugSICK wrote:
ay..!!!! tanga
guro:
pedro....saan makikta ang MAYON VOLCANO?

pedro: aba..!!!!! ewan ko...malay ko sa iyo sir...
kayo tong burara..kung saan2x nyo nilalagay tapos pag d nyo makita sa akin nyo hinahanap.....
umayos ka nga sir...!!!!!!!


nnnnggggeeeehhhhhhh....!!!!!!
Mad Mad

gago! confused lolx
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Sun Feb 18 2007, 07:43

teXpo69 wrote:
Eyeball Textmates

Guy: Mag-green t-shirt ako..
Girl: Ako red...

Meeting Place...dumating ang pangit na girl...nilapitan niya ang nag-iisang guy na naka-white...

Girl: Ikaw ba ang textmate ko?
Guy:
Haller!!! Naka-Green ba ako?
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hihi..d ko namalayan ang jowk na ito, nangbinasa ko ulit nakakatuwa pala
kahit naka-white xa nahuli pa rin wahahahha thumbsupLaughing
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Feb 26 2007, 03:49

yah yah yah
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Feb 26 2007, 16:36

SLimGurL wrote:
yah yah yah

spam lang ako... joks
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Tue Mar 06 2007, 21:10

hays waray man klaro eu mga jowk...
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Sun Mar 11 2007, 20:47

hindaw paghimu daw hin imo jowk Cool
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Fri Mar 23 2007, 20:32

WyndeL PauL wrote:
hindaw paghimu daw hin imo jowk Cool

asya gud... hays diamond naliwat ako.... and dats d joke...
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Mar 26 2007, 21:47

booster man asya madali nga naka diamond amp Mad
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Mon Jul 16 2007, 01:50

hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day...   Tue Jul 24 2007, 18:03



APAT na uri ng pala utot...




1. MAPAGKUNWARI

--- uutot ng tahimik at pagkatapos eh aastang inosente at magbibintang pa..!


2. MAHIYAIN

--- uutot ng mahina tapos ngingiti...

3. MAYABANG

--- uutot ng malakas!, tapos parang balewala sa kanya na narinig ng lahat ang utot niya!

4. MALAS

---susubukang umutot pero
TAE ang lalabas! Laughing Laughing
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